Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Is this for real?
A: Why'nt you take a good look at yourself in the mirror...do you like what you see? Jimmy scares you, friend...and you don't know why. Perhaps you need to turn to The Teachings of Ozark Jimmy for some straight talk and solid yet flexible answers.
Q: Is it true that Ozark Jimmy Toi-Lite has 1/2 the calories and 1/2 the flavor of regular Toilet Bacon?!! It sounds too good to be true!
A: It is all true.
Q: Who is Hans?
A: He is the night janitor.
Q: How can I purchase Bacconacea -- the jerky-like immunity-enhancing breakfast food product?
A: Look for Ozark Jimmy's in your grocers smoked meat section.
This Web site communicates a very strong vision. How did you do that?
A: iframes
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